Roses are red, & the Twelve guide our era we still do not have hats for Viera.

To the Esteemed Lord Naoki Yoshida, Bringer of Patches, Master of Glamour, and Slayer of Bugs.

We, the Viera of Eorzea and beyond, write to you today with ears held high and foreheads woefully exposed.For years, we have braved the dangers of the realm: dragons, primals, lag, and even Garlean fashion—and we have done so without the cranial protection afforded to our peers. Our scalps have known naught but the cruel kiss of the sun and the judgmental gaze of glam connoisseurs.We understand that our ears are majestic. We understand that they defy the normal conventions of hat physics. But we also understand that you are a man of great power, blessed with the ability to make even a Carbuncle mount look majestic (well, almost). If anyone can give us the gift of Headgear Inclusion, it is you.We do not ask for much. A circlet. A bonnet. A little beanie with ear holes. We will take anything.Please, noble Warrior of Dev Ops, hear our plea. Let our ears rejoice in the gentle embrace of hat. Let us walk among the fashionable. Let us know the joy of /visor.With eternal hope and impeccable style,
YAMFAM
No Hat. No Peace